Literally the Best 100 Word Rant


Reed Finseth, Sports Editor

I can’t tell you how much I literally hate when people use the word “literally” too much. I mean like literally get over yourself. When there is literally a minor inconvenience and you channel your inner Kim Kardashian and say “I literally want to cry,” well let me tell YOU that I literally want to hurt you then. I literally can’t stand up because the way you talk makes me incapable of using my brain. Please fix your grammar when you talk, because it is literally driving me insane. So in the most literal way possible, literally stop saying literally.